Who is the best/Worst person you have worked with?

[Lard_Baron]

Ive spent weeks with a pair of terrors.
Roy and Peter.
Roy had all the beauty of a cow with lovely brown eyes, and the surly way of talking like a deranged Peter Kay. Not all bad but his hobby of nude fencing with toothpicks while in the grip of an alcoholic stupor drove me mad.
I'll never forget him leaving site, he gave me a bag of onions for Elieena, his nickname for the vacuum cleaner we used to clean the office, ( he loved that machine) then left yodeling via the scrap chute.
He's now working a Randy Andys Engineering Graveyard of up-to-the-minute electrical skulduggery.
All his schematics are done on the back of a fag packet in lipstick.

[sparky]

I too know this man, he was last seen driving Ruby round a bend with her ass hanging out and howling like the four horseman of the apocalypse