finding the right mate

Pig Bladder wrote:

On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 15:45:21 -0800, Frank Raffaeli wrote:
Fred Bartoli wrote:
I've found the right mate for you: the dump bin.
wct3777@yahoo.com> a écrit dans le message de

" WHAT DOES GOD'S WORD SAY ABOUT...CHOOSING A MATE? We know that it
is the Lord's will for people to have a mate if they desire one.
[snipped all the rest]

I can tell you what I've learned on how _not_ to find a mate ... When I
was at an engineering college halloween party (some years past), there
was a cute redhead (one of my students) dressed as a 741 opamp. You
know, cardboard, alum foil, and a "741" across the chest. In one of
those irretractable moments, I asked her what her input resistance was.

I take it the lesson, then, is "Don't hit on your students"?

Nope. That was hardly an attempt. Certainly not the first time I've
opened mouth and inserted foot, though.

"Frank Raffaeli" <SNIPrf_man_frTHIS@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1133480721.638853.311950@g49g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...

Halloween Party...
cute redhead (one of my students) dressed as a 741 opamp....
I asked her what her input resistance was.

I hope it was taken just as a very witty comment...


I went to a Halloween Party with a huge meat cleaver embedded in my head.
A fake cardboard & tinfoil one, with a head-shaped cut-out in the blade.
It went down well - "hey - nice idea!".

It was good for gags like saying
"I can tell you're impressed by the size of my chopper"
to one girl and
"Magnificent cleavage eh, miss?"
to a gorgeous girl who coincidentally had...

well, you get the idea.

On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 19:22:44 -0800, Eric wrote:

If a PIC developer chooses an 8051 developer for a mate, is this
consistant with God's laws, or should he pick an ARM developer instead?

Or is there a need to mix endians so there's not some kind of gay
relationship?

No worries. If it's a PIC and 8051, they're already morphodites. ;-)

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On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 18:36:07 GMT, the renowned Rich the Newsgroup
Wacko <gfy@example.net> wrote:

On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 19:22:44 -0800, Eric wrote:

If a PIC developer chooses an 8051 developer for a mate, is this
consistant with God's laws, or should he pick an ARM developer instead?

Or is there a need to mix endians so there's not some kind of gay
relationship?


No worries. If it's a PIC and 8051, they're already morphodites. ;-)

Besides, if you've got a good ARM you don't need a mate.


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Spehro Pefhany
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I read in sci.electronics.design that Frank Raffaeli
<SNIPrf_man_frTHIS@yahoo.com> wrote (in
<1133480721.638853.311950@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups .com>) about 'finding
the right mate', on Thu, 1 Dec 2005:

I can tell you what I've learned on how _not_ to find a mate ... When I
was at an engineering college halloween party (some years past), there
was a cute redhead (one of my students) dressed as a 741 opamp. You
know, cardboard, alum foil, and a "741" across the chest. In one of
those irretractable moments, I asked her what her input resistance was.

If she was offended, you could have told her to be a TL071 instead. That
would avoid any doubt.
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If everything has been designed, a god designed evolution by natural selection.
http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk

Frank Raffaeli wrote:

Fred Bartoli wrote:
I've found the right mate for you: the dump bin.

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Thanks,
Fred.

wct3777@yahoo.com> a écrit dans le message de
news:1133448088.215662.291000@g44g2000cwa.googlegr oups.com...
" WHAT DOES GOD'S WORD SAY ABOUT...CHOOSING A MATE? We know that it is
the Lord's will for people to have a mate if they desire one.
[snipped all the rest]

I can tell you what I've learned on how _not_ to find a mate ... When I
was at an engineering college halloween party (some years past), there
was a cute redhead (one of my students) dressed as a 741 opamp. You
know, cardboard, alum foil, and a "741" across the chest. In one of
those irretractable moments, I asked her what her input resistance was.

Frank Raffaeli
http://www.aomwireless.com/

Sounds like a common-mode rejection.

John Larkin wrote:

On 1 Dec 2005 06:41:28 -0800, wct3777@yahoo.com wrote:


First, the Bible says that mankind has a problem, and that problem is
called sin.

No, the problem is called "inductance."

Leakage inductance?

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On Fri, 09 Dec 2005 21:21:17 -0800, the renowned "Paul Hovnanian P.E."
<Paul@Hovnanian.com> wrote:

wct3777@yahoo.com wrote:

" WHAT DOES GOD'S WORD SAY ABOUT...CHOOSING A MATE?

Is this a connector question?

I suppose it all depends. Are we talking MIL Spec, RF, twist-lock power,
or what?

Some people are RJ-11 sized while some of us are 60 amp 3 phase, 4 wire.

And can a lowly crude Jones plug afford to mate with fine Lemo? What
with that exotic red dot and all?


Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany
--
"it's the network..." "The Journey is the reward"
speff@interlog.com Info for manufacturers: http://www.trexon.com
Embedded software/hardware/analog Info for designers: http://www.speff.com

wct3777@yahoo.com wrote:

" WHAT DOES GOD'S WORD SAY ABOUT...CHOOSING A MATE?

Is this a connector question?

I suppose it all depends. Are we talking MIL Spec, RF, twist-lock power,
or what?

Some people are RJ-11 sized while some of us are 60 amp 3 phase, 4 wire.

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Spehro Pefhany wrote:

On Fri, 09 Dec 2005 21:21:17 -0800, the renowned "Paul Hovnanian P.E."
Paul@Hovnanian.com> wrote:

wct3777@yahoo.com wrote:

" WHAT DOES GOD'S WORD SAY ABOUT...CHOOSING A MATE?

Is this a connector question?

I suppose it all depends. Are we talking MIL Spec, RF, twist-lock power,
or what?

Some people are RJ-11 sized while some of us are 60 amp 3 phase, 4 wire.

And can a lowly crude Jones plug afford to mate with fine Lemo? What
with that exotic red dot and all?


Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany
--
"it's the network..." "The Journey is the reward"
speff@interlog.com Info for manufacturers: http://www.trexon.com
Embedded software/hardware/analog Info for designers: http://www.speff.com

At one naval base I was stationed at, there was a young lady
colloquially known as 'The NATO adapter'

Cheers

PeteS